Alec a courageous but impetuous knight returns to his home village having been summoned by his older brother Francis to care for their ailing father. The brothers’ reunion is short-lived…

Georgie Godwin is the fattest man in Britain. A tourist attraction, thanks to greedy ‘agent, cabbie Morris. Devoted neighbour Janice is Georgie’s only other regular outside contact until he meets…

An aspiring Gordie journalist drops his inhibitions to research the UK’s North East outdoor sex scene. He meets a certain girl in a car park, and the totally unexpected happens.